questions

Who was the first person to look at one of my cow ancestors and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round, and why does a round pizza come in a square box? Also why is a boxing ring square?

Why is "number" abbreviated as "no", when there is no "o" in number?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Can you cry under water?
Why is there a size 12-14, 14-16, 16-18, and so on, but no 13, 15, and 17?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why does Alex Ferguson manage to upset so many people?
Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?
Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?
If your name is Will and you're in the army do you get worried when people say "fire at will"?
Why is Bra singular but pants are plural i.e. a pair of pants?
On a hamburger bun, why is the top bun always bigger than the bottom one, wouldn't it be better the other way round?
What does the T in T-Shirt stand for?
Has anyone ever actually killed two birds with one stone?
Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to see a film?
If the universe is expanding, what and where is it expanding into?
What does OK actually mean and is it an abbreviation of two words?
Why do they call it your "bottom", when it's really in the middle of your body?
Why is it called an escalator if it takes you down?
Why is it called a "building" when it's already built?
Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?
Why is it called "after dark", when it is really after light?
Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss" shouldn’t it be a “near hit”?
Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?
Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?